BEST SCOTTISH SHORT JOKE...
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and
says to the librarian "Excuse
me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks
at him over the top of her
glasses, and says, "F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!"
Ok - I could be having a dark humour day. I think it is bloody funny.
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3 comments:
PMSL, typical library, they bloody worry about their books! Thanks for the laugh , I needed that.
Melly: excellent!
pmsl... I'll have to take that one into work.
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