The mind can boggle I tell ya. It is my fault - I just finished reading Colleen McCullough's Caeser. Now HE had some interesting methods of "correcting"! It can be better if I simply don't think some days.
Ok - and then over at Pavlov's Cat we find the objectional
Hey - Saudia Arabia has 700 spare prison places for idiot "Christian value" parents who would forgo a vaccine that could spare their daughters cervical cancer incase their daughters interpret that as to go forth and have sex with as many men as possible! Don't mention the sex word - the children might hear! Blah - cant the world be stupid?
P.S Scroll down in Tigtog's blog - I love the 6 year old saying the word "penis" and her father who declares her as "traumatised". Sigh. I thought EVERY parent knows not to react when a child says "fuck" or "dick" but penis? Yep - that poor poor 6 year old.
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It is probably really sad to comment on your own blog - but I just read an email from my beautiful cousin Sonya and it just fitted this so perfectly!
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's
penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The
little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the
penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a
bug,Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment
said........."Sure had a big dick, didn't it!"
Boom Boom!
Ok, I laughed.
I hope that dad was less of a freakout artist than the one I mentioned.
Melly: thanks for the linkage and comemnts; the fame, the glory, its all mine!!
HMHB
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